My sister just got back from business in South Africa and is heading back next week. While looking at her African safari pictures, I see that her truck was near a Gnu or wildebeest. I can not stand the sight of those things because I was chased by a goat coming from midget football practice. I was coming from practice; not the goat but I am a Worth County and Albany State Ram…talk about your irony. Also, I am not a midget and as a moderate Democrat I should refrain from using un-P.C. terms like that one. Forget P.C. unless you are talking about Panama City Beach; Little League was called midget football in my day.
So, I don’t like Gnus (if that is the plural) because that goat chased me and wildebeest look like those pictures of the devil from church while we were growing up. You see the devil on his throne of evil looking like those ugly things the big cats of Africa chase. One night I when to sleep and woke to hear on one of the smart people TV channels that the largest migration in history is the annual movement of wildebeests. There is no away I am stepping foot on an African safari and I am careful at Wild Adventures in Valdosta and Chehaw Park in Albany.
The hypocritical part is that I like snakes, another biblical icon of the devil. Tom from Thomasville use to worked with me in Rep. Bishop’s office and I remember him from his time as a campus leader at Fort Valley State. In college, we could listen to stories Tom got from old wise people all night long. When we would ask what’s up in the Valley, Tom would say that a little boy ran on the porch to tell his grandmother that there was a snake behind the barn in the high grass. The grandmother told the boy that there was no problem if the snake was behind the barn and the boy was there on the porch. Grandmother said, “Don’t be concerned with the snake in the grass, you need to be worried about your own Black ___.”
When you think about it, the boy might have been right because the snake behind the barn today could be in the house tonight. People function under the mindset to trust and fear certain things and groups. Candidate for Governor Eric Johnson wrote a detailed essay a few years ago about the history of the relationship between Blacks and the two major political parties. Yes, the GOP was started to stop the expansion of slavery because slaves would do jobs without pay in new territories that new immigrants from Europe wanted to be paid to do and the Democrats (or Dixiecrats) fought for most of the last century to keep the Black restrictive laws in place.
At the end of the day, political parties change for the better, for the worst, and then back again—the same can be said about individuals, groups and races. What’s Gnu is that our fears and concerns of the past might have been unfounded or no longer relevant (the defense mechanism of the wildebeest must be being ugly and running scared in large groups.) I should leave this along before I write that the same can be said about the extreme elements of both ends of the political range.
But, when you thing about it the Gnu GOP just wants survival in the jungle just like the cool snakes on the Democrat Team. I hope President Obama’s African and American DNA helps him sort out what’s what.
History of GOP according to State Sen. Eric Johnson http://www.pickensgop.org/gagop_history.html
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